Satan in the Bible is barely described — so why do Christians treat Milton's villain as established Scripture?
The serpent in Genesis has no wings, no name, and no backstory. Isaiah 14 is about a Babylonian king. Revelation is apocalyptic poetry. So where exactly does the leather-winged, pride-fallen Lucifer come from — and is he actually in the Bible, or did John Milton and Hollywood write the theology Christians have been preaching for five hundred years? Pick a side and defend it.